Zen- for people who take life to seriously

This made my day. :)

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1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.

2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.

3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.

4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.

5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.

6. I FEEL LIKE I\'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

7. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.

8. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.

9. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.

10. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.

11. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.

12. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.

13. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

14. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.

15. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.

16. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.

17. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!

18. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.

19. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!

20. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.

21. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.

22. OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?

23. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?

24. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.

25. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.

26. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.

27. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.

28. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?

29. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?

30. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.

31. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?

32. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.

33. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.

34. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?

35. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.

36. JUST REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.

37. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT...UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.

books, guitars, auditions, and head colds. Ahhhg!!

Alright, so here is an update on me...

First of all, still no school. It stinks but I guess I shouldnt complain. I AM getting an extra long summer out of this. Im just hoping that I will be accepted sooner or later, preferably sooner. Not that Im excited to go back, never loved school, But being home all day is getting on my nerves.

Didnt sleep at all friday night, reading breaking dawn (fourth book in the twilight saga) it amazed me to see light shine through the window about 5:00 am. it was a really good book! I finished all 700 and some odd pages within 12 hours. Very surprizeing little twist on the end! Of course I Loved it. :)

We got a new guitar!!!!! its a beautiful seagul cedar top!!!! im absolutly in love with its beathtaking sound!!!! makes the old black guitar (which is officially mine now) sound like its got a head cold.

Ive caugten the same flu that Michael had. My head is so stuffed, I can hardly walk without dizzy spells. My throught hurts, Ive got a headache, and I can hardly breath. Its no fun. Especially because auditions for jungle book @ the QCPAC are friday and saturday, and I auditioned for a play called "1000 cranes" at the queen creek high school and call backs are today. AHHg!!! Im tring to convince myself that im not that sick, call it what you will, mind over matter, Sycosymatic(sp)... whatever. I dont even have an audition planed for saturday. :( This could be an interesting week. anyone know of any soprano songs that are easy to sing with a head cold? didnt think so. o well, wish me luck, I'll need it.

your not sick, your not sick, your not sick, your not sick...

<3 always,
-McKenna